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Dr. Seuss’ version of Harry Potter
Posted on July 24, 2007 13:28
“You tried to kill me with your wand.
You tried to kill me near a pond.
You killed my mommy and my dad,
And that’s what made me really mad.
You possessed my main squeeze little Ginny
when I whined my voice turned tinny.
I hate you truly, I really do
I’ll kill you now, and that is true.”
(Upon hearing this Voldemort drops dead from bad poetry)