A Japanese doctor said:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor said:
That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A British doctor said:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them looking for work in two weeks.
An American, From Texas, not to be outdone, said:
You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.