Humour

My farting pussy

As you know, I have a new kitten, Cleo. She is about 12 weeks old now – and I accidentally bought some canned adult cat food, instead of special kitten food.

And she absolutely loved it, she attacked it as if I hadn’t fed her for weeks. All was gone within couple of minutes – and she looked at me as if “where’s the rest, mom?”

That night I suddenly woke up… with a terrible smell in front of my face. Ewww… what was that?

Apparently I had made some kind of noise, because Cleo came close to my face to check what is wrong. Then I realized what it was. Yes, Cleo was gassing from both ends…

Let me tell you, there are much better ways to wake then pussy farting to your face. So sorry, Cleo, but no more canned adult cat food for you. Enjoy your chewed-up dry kitten pellets.

And for all of you who came looking for vaginal flatulence, shame on you! :P

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