Keep The Ducks Safe!!

26 April, 2014 - Saturday

Keep The Ducks Safe!

KEEP ‘EM SAFE, I SAY!

(yes, this has been amusing me for hours)

 

My Holiday Workout!!!

22 December, 2012 - Saturday

How I am spending Christmas!!

 

 

How I’m spending the holidays!!! hahaha  I’m thinking Riesling, or maybe the complete opposite and a Sauvignon Blanc.  2-4 bottles should cover both days quite nicely ;)

Truth

31 May, 2012 - Thursday

Happy Easter .. :P

4 April, 2010 - Sunday

Oh boy..Happy New Year

1 January, 2010 - Friday

Happy New Year!!!

Vodka was my new years partner this year.  So… Yeah.  I’m hungover.  Badly.  Where is the advil and bed???

Rowan Atkinson — Hell

10 April, 2009 - Friday

My absolute favorite bit by Rowan

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FG3ExyeLs

Nine Words Women Use

28 March, 2009 - Saturday

Nine Words Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ – that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying, “F– YOU!”

8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.